kjottbein is a brilliant white caucasian that zaps you with his awesome dixie power rod of peppersvans

I had no fear of death until I met Kristoffer Kjølberg.

Kristoffer "kokofant" kjølberg is going to get a surgery in a few days. He will remove his head, arms, legs and torso. He will donate all his organs to Richard Nixons widdow, Mjøgg.

He has an ear for sentences.

Kjøttbein is in fact 300 years old, and still he can draw an elipse perfect! That's amazing. He is also ace at playing banjo, and one time he fell into my spaghetti. Props!