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(I don't really use Flickr any more. But I'm going to leave this profile lying around anyway.)
Some people call me the space cowboy. I have a PHd in Lucid. I love tea and cake and shoes and whisky and tool and Neighbours and gossip and fork in the eye. I live in the fair city of St. Albans sometimes. I make myself boke to be thin. Once I was stuck in a box with water and rats. They were biting my face. I am intrigued with the objective/subjective distinction on the nature of truth, and the circumstances surrounding Gilles Deleuze's death. Heck, they don't call me ... for nothing.
I am too much of a sceptic to believe in travel. I am not cynical enough to believe in irony. I have size 7 feet. No actually I am too cynical to believe in irony.
Paul Mc Cartney is alive, Douglas Coupland is dead. Bob Marley invented dreadlocks. Samuel Taylor Coleridge used to write in margins. Harmony Korine once chewed up 20 Marlboro Reds when he was drunk. Who was Leslie Paul's best friend? Breakfast of Champignons? Baby Samuel reaches out of the womb. Uber is a dangerous word. Nietsche was a hero to most but he never meant a god damn thing to me, he was a straight out fascist just like John Wayne. I didn't mean to tear your party dress. David Hume died surrounded by bishops.
Don't touch me, I'm sick.
"The only good poet is a dead poet." - T. S. Eliot
- JoinedJuly 2004
- OccupationTea Maker, Army of Gimps
- HometownSt. Albans
- Current cityBrighton
- CountryUK
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you wouldn't believe me if I told you, so here's a duck instead. quack. >" ) (  V )> ~~~~~~~
It's difficult to pigeonhole Dolores. I know, I've tried, but he keeps figthing me off. I probably need a whip, a chair and a couple of big Nubians with nets to achieve my objective. I remember with a certain fondness the evening when we had a conversation in flickr live (when it was still running), but I ca… Read more
It's difficult to pigeonhole Dolores. I know, I've tried, but he keeps figthing me off. I probably need a whip, a chair and a couple of big Nubians with nets to achieve my objective. I remember with a certain fondness the evening when we had a conversation in flickr live (when it was still running), but I can't be sure that he does. It was surprisingly normal ... I think. Or maybe it wasn't.
Read lessHe's dark and he's sexy and he's more than the sum of his parts and he's a good one at sport, especially judo and croquet. An excellent action photographer: His brain exists at twice the speed of light, he's the only person i know who can take photos before they've actually happened and he has a lovely smile which is … Read more
He's dark and he's sexy and he's more than the sum of his parts and he's a good one at sport, especially judo and croquet. An excellent action photographer: His brain exists at twice the speed of light, he's the only person i know who can take photos before they've actually happened and he has a lovely smile which is only tempered by his sharp tongue, brooding temperament, and mind-blowing gymnastic elasticity. An superb addition to any intergalactic space mission or living room.
Read lessHe loves having a good session with me and my paddle
He likes a good fisting session with T.S. Elliot
i thoroughly applaud mr luxedo's penchant for lo-fi cameras, especially as it is based mostly on laziness than any trendy fad. also he's a big fan of taxidermy.
he likes to back-comb his hair and sounds a bit like a girl on the phone.. I don't think philosophy was the real reason he moved to brighton...
Hell, he has the darn cheek to call me crazy! Well, that's the socks calling the underwear smelly. Although in his case, it's probably quite close to the truth. I think he once stated that he only changes his underwear under a full moon. Hoooooo! Well, he's a nice nutter anyhow.
He has forgotten more about literature and philosophy than your local Starbucks barista will ever know, and he can talk it up damn good too. And I foam a bit when I read his comments, so I guess he's sort of a barista of wit too, huh?
the divine dolores has a specic sense of style and poise that can only be described as...
Dolores's purpose in life is a actually a dolphin. Wait, that doesn't sound right...