"I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium. A diversified, multicultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded. I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife. I'm new-wave, but I'm old school. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A street wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder. I'm a rude dude but I'm the real deal." - George Carlin