Update:I don't really update here that often nor have I been on my personal site. As I get back more into the swing of publishing I'll likely just be updating my site. Not sure if anyone reads profiles on Flickr anymore since they're buried, but congrats if you did.

 

If all had gone as the universe had initially ordained, just 3 short years from now, Todd (who will then, of course, be 47), will have been overrun by an out-of-control order management team, spearheaded by an irate Maeve. Todd's sales antics, while ambitious... and crazily successful, even... would have driven these mild-mannered folks into an intense bloodthirsty rage.

 

Todd, sensing this, had Victor, build him a time machine from disused Maschine parts and, regrettably, Cooper's ears. Upon arriving in March 1982, Todd sought out the lovely Mr. and Mrs. Marin, and proceeded to pay them a large sum of money ($40, in 1982, was roughly equivalent to $7 or 8 million today.) The Marins agreed to use Todd's custom-mixed concoction of DNA and sales figures to conceive the individual we all now know as Justin Marin.

 

So, in a small gingerbread house on the outskirts of Smolensk, in the early morning hours of December, Justin was born. After measuring, weighing, and determining the specific gravity of the newborn Justin, a satisfied Todd gripped Cooper's ears on the Victor time machine, and returned to the future we now all accept as reality*, only to find that his plan had worked flawlessly. there, across from Roy, sat his son... oblivious to the complex and fascinating origins of his existence.

 

Justin served as an amenable, kindly go-between for Todd, his pleasant and disarming demeanour allowing Todd to enact his wildly diabolical strategies and plans without the repercussions he would have otherwise faced.

 

Also, and for reasons yet undetermined by our time research team, if the original universe had been the one we were indeed living in today, Michael would have had a fu manchu mustache.

  

Arsenal Currently in use:

 

Bodies

 

Nikon D800e

Nikon F5

Rollei 6008

Toyo VX125

 

Lenses

 

Nikkor SW 75mm f/4.5

Fujinon SWD 105mm f/8

Fujinon CM-W 150mm f/5.6

Fujinon W 210mm f/5.6

Nikon 28mm f/2.8 AiS

Nikon 35mm f/2 AiS

Nikon 50mm f/1.4 AiS

Nikon 50mm f/1.4 AF-D

Nikon 85mm f/1.4 AF-D

Nikkor W 135mm f/5.6

Rollei Zeiss 250mm f/5.6 PQ

Schneider 80mm Xenotar f/2 PQ

Schneider 80mm Xenotar f/2.8 PQ

Schneider 150mm Tele-Xenar f/4 PQS

Schneider 180mm Tele-Xenar f/2.8 PQ

 

Lighting

 

4 Einstein monolights

2 Yongnuo 560 speedlights

1 Vagabond portable power

1 42" reflector

1 86" extreme silver plm

2 64" soft silver plms

2 51" extreme silver plms

2 Paul C Buff Strip boxes

1 Paul C Buff Large Softbox

1 Paul C Buff Medium Softbox