I envy Sebastian: He travels the world, he is richer than rich, has no wrinkles, blond hair, blue eyes, a bright smile and the girls just love him, same with mothers-in-law. Word on the streets – his Wiener is supersize! But before my jealousy kills me, I have to add, he is a tight photographer and his pictures are str… Read more

I envy Sebastian: He travels the world, he is richer than rich, has no wrinkles, blond hair, blue eyes, a bright smile and the girls just love him, same with mothers-in-law. Word on the streets – his Wiener is supersize! But before my jealousy kills me, I have to add, he is a tight photographer and his pictures are straight dope. Damn it!