Legend has it that Sebaddy displays telekinetic powers and the ability to incinerate marshmallow peeps (and other types of colorful marshmallow candy) simply by looking at them. This has never been proven scientifically, but the inhabitants of a small fishing village in Southeast Asia once fled in terror as he allegedl… Read more

Legend has it that Sebaddy displays telekinetic powers and the ability to incinerate marshmallow peeps (and other types of colorful marshmallow candy) simply by looking at them. This has never been proven scientifically, but the inhabitants of a small fishing village in Southeast Asia once fled in terror as he allegedly dropped an entire bowling alley into the center of their community using only the power of his mind. The bowling alley is still there today and the locals have made it into a shrine, getting strikes to appease the strange super human from across the sea, lest he return and exact a terrible vengeance upon them.

Sebaddy has a huge skill-set: 1.) most skilled drawer; 2.) technically advanced on computer; 3.) creatively unique and bizarre; 4.) sharp and lucid, very good brain; 5.) kind and understanding, especially to animals; 6.) top ranking nunchuck weilder; 7.) musically inclined; 8.) can break-dance and/or do a mean … Read more

Sebaddy has a huge skill-set: 1.) most skilled drawer; 2.) technically advanced on computer; 3.) creatively unique and bizarre; 4.) sharp and lucid, very good brain; 5.) kind and understanding, especially to animals; 6.) top ranking nunchuck weilder; 7.) musically inclined; 8.) can break-dance and/or do a mean robot; 9.) could incinerate chuck norris with heat-hands; 10.) after eating fish tacos can lift cars off of babies.