Knock knock! NO U! Hello, my name is Mr. Pudding slices and I'm here to pull your nose! "Wazzaam!" said the Mister. I didn't notice what was going on till a hippopottymouth landed on my Chrysler van. "SHIT!" the Hippopottymouth exclaimed, loud enough for even the ears of children to drink milk; shazzaam! … Read more

Knock knock! NO U! Hello, my name is Mr. Pudding slices and I'm here to pull your nose! "Wazzaam!" said the Mister. I didn't notice what was going on till a hippopottymouth landed on my Chrysler van. "SHIT!" the Hippopottymouth exclaimed, loud enough for even the ears of children to drink milk; shazzaam! I didn't understand the cheese, because it was a rhino's penis. However, that rhino was a female rhino, so that must mean that rhino can't have a penis. It can only have cheese wedges for it's greebles. "Damn!" I yelled. Scuba skittered up to me and screeched to the sky: "LMFAO" The people at the Wal-Mart didn't understand what the flying we were yelling about, but it started raining cats and frogs. And we grabbed a cow and pushed him off a cliff, it didn't take much effort because Scuba is a Scubadiver. We ran like Hell to the noob center to reclaim our copyright on Dano and pulled him out of the kennel. "Dano," said Scuba. "We need to let the noobs out! It's the only way we can stop the locust hordes!" "Yes," I exclaimed, "they act like a repellent to all species." "Scuba, Striker... you're.... my best enemies...." Those were Dano's final words on the tuna. "Scuba! It's up to us now!" I said as I pulled out my sword of strangeness. "Agreed! Let's show these bugs who's boss!" So we ran around the noob prison and let them all out. They were outside in a line now. "Alright, you n00bs, listen up! You've gotta run straight at the locust horde!" Scuba exclaimed. *poot* "Okay, who farted?!" I screamed. "... Me, sorry." whispered savyspartan. "FARTS ARE FOR THE BOGUS!! NOW RUN, MY MINiONS, RUN!!" THE END.

Crab Cakes! The answer was Crab Cakes. It all started in the surf of Clearwater beach Florida. Callum, being the scuba god that he is was swimming with all the fish while I was tanning on the beach. Suddenly I heard a scream coming from the water. I looked out towards the ocean and saw blood in the water. "Callu… Read more

Crab Cakes! The answer was Crab Cakes. It all started in the surf of Clearwater beach Florida. Callum, being the scuba god that he is was swimming with all the fish while I was tanning on the beach. Suddenly I heard a scream coming from the water. I looked out towards the ocean and saw blood in the water. "Callum!" I screamed. No answer. I dove into the water head first dressed in my David Bowie swim shirt and Spongebob swim trunks and started swimming toward the blood infested area. "Callum!?" Still no answer. I plunged under the water to look for my red haired friend. (Damn you and your unreleased red lego hair!) While diving down, I realized that if my life were a movie, this scene would be set to "Under Pressure". Continuing on; I kept diving and feeling for him until I couldn't hold my breath any longer. Upon reaching the surface, I heard a loud yell. "CUUUUT!" The voice shouted. I looked up and saw a group of angry faced people standing on a boat, one with a camera. "You ruined our shot you ignorant boy!" (I later assumed this was Christian Bale directing the umpteenth Jaws movie.) "Gabe? What are you doing out there?" Callum's voice asked me. "Callum? Are you... you... dead?" I hesitantly asked. "No you dimwit! I'm here on the beach!" he replied. I swam back ashore and started to speak when I was interrupted. "....yo eh Crab cakes eh." an italian american voice said. "Wait, I know that voice" I explained. "Sylvester Stalone?" "Yes boys, the a, answer is crab cakes." he told us. "Gee thanks!" we said in unison. "Hey Callum," I said to him later. "You're from England right? So why the bloody hell are you here in America?" "Simply red Gabe, Simply red." he replied.