Greg always uses toothbrushes for more than three months.

Greg likes that last sip of soup that has all the bits and particles that settled to the bottom.

Greg wouldn't like to see the dessert menu.

Greg prefers solitude but he misses you as soon as you leave.

Greg spends as much time reading and writing as most people do watching TV.

Greg is proud but he does not boast.

Greg likes those burnt potato chips you sometimes get in the bag.

Greg did notice what you did with your hair today, he just didn't feel like saying anything because it would sound disingenuous.

Greg enjoys the finer things in life but he prefers the cheap stuff.

Greg wakes up at a different time every single day.

Greg loves tea.

Greg will understand if you give him enough time.

Greg knows that it's what you're like, not what you like, that matters most.

Greg loves a good rain storm.

Greg's favorite season is Fall.

Greg enjoys long walks. Just, long walks; fuck the beach.

Even Greg has to shout: baby got back.

Greg is only really good at writing but persists in thinking he might get good at something else.

Greg keeps two blogs, they are:

whiskeypie.blogspot.com

seriesofwhispers.blogspot.com/

Greg has a Twitter, please forgive him:

twitter.com/ScrambledGregs

Greg is finished.