Big. Ugly. Hairy.

I enjoy travelling, wine gums, my rusty 4x4 and practicing tameshigiri on chav scum.

Married, no kids. Will add to the gene pool later in life. Wife says so.

Tattooed, not pierced, don't drink anymore, don't smoke. Never sniffed glue or given a policeman the V-sign. Will improve, I promise...

I am English, not European...! :-)