One time I saw him kill an evangelist w/ a pickle.

Schwa242's my hero. Seriously. My HERO. Trust me people - as a matter of fact, Schwa242 should be EVERYONE's hero. P.S. He's also a super great friend, and althoug his profile says not...I've heard he eats paste on Sundays. But I stray from my main point - Schwa242 has my vote for HERO. Seriously.

Schwa beats up bees and should shut up.

Schwa is so cool I hope when I grow up, I can be Schwa.