You know what it feels like when you watch a really cheesy movie....a chick flick, a love story with near-unrealistic sequences of amazingness and moments that make you cry & loathe yourself privately but with passion and vigor for being so clingy and desperate....you know, because honestly your own life is so pathetic… Read more

You know what it feels like when you watch a really cheesy movie....a chick flick, a love story with near-unrealistic sequences of amazingness and moments that make you cry & loathe yourself privately but with passion and vigor for being so clingy and desperate....you know, because honestly your own life is so pathetic and mundane. Deep down you wish so hard you could have a fairy tale, movie-esque love story of your very own? Well, that's what my life has been like with Elliott since the day we met...like a super-fabulous love story, a cheesy movie (likely starring the early 90's Christian Slater), but with much more realistic x-rated sex scenes. Elliott also snaps some lovely photos. -JDvB

Not many people know about this story, but Lord Schmindie once saved my life. The event occurred a few years ago while we were tiger hunting in Nepal. Having mistaken me for a particularly fine feline specimen, I was mortally wounded in the behind by Schmindie’s musket fire. Of course, being a man of purest character, … Read more

Not many people know about this story, but Lord Schmindie once saved my life. The event occurred a few years ago while we were tiger hunting in Nepal. Having mistaken me for a particularly fine feline specimen, I was mortally wounded in the behind by Schmindie’s musket fire. Of course, being a man of purest character, Lord Schmindie did not leave me for dead. He let me ride on his shoulders all of the way out of the steaming jungle, and did not even so much as flinch as some bad jungle berries made their way through my ravaged digestive system. All he asked in return was that I write him a Flickr testimonial. So here it is! Lord Schmindie has it all: a sensitive eye, a boisterous sense of humour, and a fearlessness I could only dream of achieving. Enjoy his photos, but just don’t go tiger hunting with him…

Lord Schmindie touches me artistically and physically (but mainly physically, I love it.). He has quickly developed into a real talent under the expert tutalige of Lilbix. The initial blurred and grainy shots of him kissing himself in the mirror have been replaced by some real gems. The butterfly photos are amongst m… Read more

Lord Schmindie touches me artistically and physically (but mainly physically, I love it.). He has quickly developed into a real talent under the expert tutalige of Lilbix. The initial blurred and grainy shots of him kissing himself in the mirror have been replaced by some real gems. The butterfly photos are amongst my favourites, only beaten by the ones of him kissing himself in the mirror.