it's been more than four years, i think it's safe to say that you can't continue to call me "the new guy"

That gorgeous carpet on Travis' index page can only have come from the looms of Turkmenistan.

This special chef adds his own 'spicy flavor' to any party. Watch out for parades, bunny costumes, beer and large quantities of meat.

While unfortunately being known for liking to lift his t-shirt when confronted with a camera, he is the most trustworthy guy you'll ever meet. Unfortunately this is why he will never be a multi-billionaire dot com guy.