Hi, I'm Samm.

I'm far from ordinary, well, unless you consider making unusual noises at inappropriate times ordinary. I spend too much time watching re-runs of Roseanne, or "surfing the net" as the kids call it. Wait, they don't call it that anymore? I guess I'm a little behind in the trends as well. The internet is my worst obsession, and sour candy is my weakness. I'm just, well, all over the place a lot of the time.

Inhale, exhale.

Hi, I'm Samm.

Hey Look. Grandpa hacked Grandmas profile : ]

Don't leave your login information next time xD

-Pikachu Approved ^^