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Testimonials

warhead says:

Strange chap, is Salti. I think he may be an international playboy. Or a paid assassin. Or not. But he thinks some of my stuff is funny, so he can't be ALL bad. Oh, and he likes some of the old prog rock music I drop links to, here and there, so that's another couple of plus points. Confuses me a bit, sometimes, b… Read more

Strange chap, is Salti. I think he may be an international playboy. Or a paid assassin. Or not. But he thinks some of my stuff is funny, so he can't be ALL bad. Oh, and he likes some of the old prog rock music I drop links to, here and there, so that's another couple of plus points. Confuses me a bit, sometimes, but that could just as well be something to do with my age.

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July 5, 2007
Grim... says:

Salt is nuts, and all his contacts appear to be fit women. Maybe the two are connected.

February 26, 2006

My god, will Salty ever stop eating? He's a beanbag, a meat devouring machine. His ham hands sink deeply into the folds of his chin, and lost! lost are the chip shovels!

December 16, 2005
styler* says:

having sal for a friend, is like having a fresh cup of weird for breakfast every morning. I like mine hot and salty

February 17, 2005
Zalzadore says:

Saltation? It's like saying hello but with you being involved. Quite frankly he's a bloody nuisance, all that truth about the world makes my fury little reality shudder with grief.

November 7, 2004