I have known RUpert since we were only 4 foot high - in fact we are blood brothers through the use of sharp knives and a spell in hospital with blood poisoning. This means I cannot marry any of his relatives nor he mine. Rupe lives about 4 inches away - depending on which map you look at. Rupert is a multi millionaire … Read more

I have known RUpert since we were only 4 foot high - in fact we are blood brothers through the use of sharp knives and a spell in hospital with blood poisoning. This means I cannot marry any of his relatives nor he mine. Rupe lives about 4 inches away - depending on which map you look at. Rupert is a multi millionaire and is responsible for inventing lapdancing clubs skateboarding and internal combustion matches. Rupert likes to use petrol - as quick as possible, and has installed a leaden foot unlike his other which is oaken.