Roma, Roma, Roma... Always bugging me for a testimonial. She's like hey man, I want a testimonial, or like, hey dude I wrote one for you ages ago, AGES. So here it is, here is the long awaited testimonial that will describe to everyone in this world who, WHO exactly is Roma, what makes her so special, why do so many … Read more

Roma, Roma, Roma... Always bugging me for a testimonial. She's like hey man, I want a testimonial, or like, hey dude I wrote one for you ages ago, AGES. So here it is, here is the long awaited testimonial that will describe to everyone in this world who, WHO exactly is Roma, what makes her so special, why do so many people like her, love her and want to BE her. Well, I'll tell you why. I'll tell you because of all people in this huge and little planet of ours, I am the best suited to be able to tell you. Why am I best suited for this daunting, megalithic task of trying to put what is Roma into words? Because I love her more than YOU. Here it goes: The reason why Roma is so special is because of a little thing called bl