teddy wallace makes me laugh.

I’m not sure Teddy really exists. She may be, as the Kingfish used to say, a Fig Newton of the imagination. At any rate, Teddy is an essential part of the modern experience. Things had been going down hill for a very long time, then Teddy appeared on the scene and put a stop to it. Her sneaker size is anyone’s guess.

*teddy rocks 2005*