Just another bloody photographer, available for weddings, parties, funerals and accidents.

Actually, not accidents, I don't like the sight of blood. or limbs at odd angles.

Now I come to think of it, funerals never seem to have any good music on, so not funerals either.

You know, parties, they are always badly lit, and drunken people keep knocking over my light stands. Scrub those too.

As for weddings, I'll come if I can be a bridesmaid?