hey it's me. rather than being under or above the influence, i am the influence. my head hurts, probably from chewing too much gum. i am afraid of wide open spaces, turtles, leeches, and horses. I know with absolute certainly that i have non sanity.

Enjoy my new Jack Johnson-based photo titles and captions!

I hate titles and captions so now mine are mostly from

Jack Johnson songs...at least until my obsession with him

ends...