My legs have two wheels and red plastics with the designation "Ninja," my eyes have a 10X Optical zoom, and 6 MegaPixel resolution capability, my ears were tuned for Beethoven, my brain is run by an Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4(R) processor with (limited) hyperthreading technology and managed by none other than an Intel(R) chipset, my blood has a boiling point of water in a pressure pot and a freezing point like that of antifreeze, I fly like an eagle, swim like a fish, and sleep like a hybernating bear.