Born and raises in Testicle, Alabama, Raijsi set out for the big city in the spring of '98 hoping to make a name for himself in the world of competative bocce ball. Unfortalely bocce ball is almost unheard of in New York given the lack of availible grass. He therefore headed north to Boston for the summer in hopes of f… Read more

Born and raises in Testicle, Alabama, Raijsi set out for the big city in the spring of '98 hoping to make a name for himself in the world of competative bocce ball. Unfortalely bocce ball is almost unheard of in New York given the lack of availible grass. He therefore headed north to Boston for the summer in hopes of finding a higher paying job. Unbeknownst to him, latitude has no relevance what-so-ever on earning potention and was, as the French say, "Shit out of luck." He therefore started working as a male stripper at the Golden Banana in Saugus under the stripper name Alabama Alabaster. Little did he know that one day, a one mister George Dollomeyer III would walk in and change his life for ever. In a horrible camping trip gone wrong in the Maine highlands, Raijsi had to removed not ony his own appendix but George's as well with nothing more than a Zippo and a Spoon. Both men lived but George was never the same and soon the relationship crumbled. However in the wake of tragedy, Raijsi made lemonade out of his lemons and published a very successful book about his experience in Maine entitled "The Many Uses of a Spoon: Nevermind the Zippo" It was followed by a national tour. You might have seen him on Dateline and on Maury Povich. He now spends his winters in Boston writing a book on bocce ball technique and theory, and vacations his summers in Testicle, Alabama where he can spend a little time with his mother.