Laughter is contagious. I don't own any socks. Heaven is whatever makes me smile. I brush and floss everyday. I get up 45 min before I have to be to work. I have taught 80% of the children in the Napa School District. Overripe fruit makes great fruit salsa. I would love to wear ballet slippers all the time, if I have to wear shoes. I have come to accept dishes in the sink as a Chinese philosophy. I am the oldest. Who wears wool in California? I always say thank you...but only sometimes say please. All alcohol tastes the same to me...I don't drink. Women are a complete mystery to me. In my world everyday is cheese day. I love sandwiches. I was born in Mississippi. I don't have any dues, but I know the secret password. I can do a perfect pirouette. I have a needle phobia but I really want a tattoo. I don't have any clocks in my house. I am always early and I get mad at myself when I am on time. I don't get hate. Garlic is my god. I have faith... and milk. Strangers are people I talk to in the grocery store, then they are friends. I like afternoon naps. I usually get ready in ten minutes. I talk too fast and I use words that no one else knows are words. My favorite color is purple. I drive fast and love the feeling of being in control of a 2000 lb vehicle at 70mph. I hate to cry. I have never gotten flowers but I send them to my grandma and she never knows who they are from. I own remotes for which I no longer have the appliance. I pick up garbage as I walk. Honesty is like the English language, there are always exceptions. Life is good but I think death will be interesting too. I know my goal in life is impossible: I want to know everything. I can't wait to prove myself wrong.