I am a writer with a penchant for whiskey, trivia, television and the written word. Not necessarily in that order.

Things I enjoy:

Committing the IKEA catalogue to memory, documenting mundanity of all kinds, playing fast and loose with cupcake and cookie recipes (and other acts of kitchen treachery), staying up way past my bedtime. Sucking at Guitar Hero and Rock Band, except for vocals on 'Maps'. Wishing there was Tambourine Hero so I could channel my inner Tracy Partridge. Ruling at Singstar '90s (particularly Hootie. We apparently have the same vocal range). Getting irrationally angry when watching Wheel of Fortune. Why do people waste their money on vowels?!