I enjoy:

singing in the car

humming in the elevator

itsy bitsy spiders

being the devil’s advocate

making lists

pretending to populist ideas but secretly belonging to an Elite of OneTM

mocking authority

placating authority

rooting for the other team when they’ve got the ball

telling stories

pointing out flaws in the plan

blueberry jam

avoiding the unpleasant truth

being cheerful to cranky people

listening to loud and angry music

persuading people to ignore their instincts