Hail Squishface!

I'm a graphic designer / photographer / all around weirdo with an affinity for all things kitschy and bizarre. As previously mentioned, I'm a bit odd but I don't bite, so comments, critiques and tips are welcome!

Caution: I am prone to hyperboles.

My gear:

Decomissioned Apple 15" Powerbook G4 / 1.67 Ghz / 2 GB RAM / 250 GB HD / OS X Leopard 10.5.7 / Lightroom 2 / Photoshop CS3 (and when I'm lazy, I use iPhoto)

15" MacBook Pro / 2.3 GHz Intel quad-core i7 / 8 GB RAM / 500GB HD / OS X Mountain Lion 10.8 / Photoshop CS6 / Lightroom 4

Optimus Pro 2.83 GHz Intel Core 2 Quad Q9550 / ASUS P5Q3 motherboard / OCZ ModXStream 600 Watt modular power supply / 8GB DDR3 1600 MHz RAM / 2.5 TB Seagate Barracuda 7200 RPM HDD / NVIDIA GeForce 9500GT w 1GB graphics memory / OS X Snow Leopard 10.6.7 / OS X Leopard 10.5.8 / Windows 7 Professional 64-bit

Fujifilm Finepix S5700 DSLR style point-and-shoot, 7.1 Megapixels / 10 X Optical Zoom

I loved this little camera, but I gave it to my ex as a parting gift.

Nikon D80 DSLR 10.0 Megapixel

Nikon AF-S 18-135mm f/3.5-5.6 G IF ED DX Zoom Lens

Nikkor S-C 50mm f/1.4 lens

Nikon F 20mm f/3.5 lens (kickin' it old school!)