I'm too legit to quit.

  • JoinedMay 2007
  • OccupationWriter, fluffer, sparkle adherer, eater of cheese
  • HometownHalf.com OR
  • Current cityMagic Town
  • CountryU.S.A.
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hitler's cleveland steamers steam me like a russian bath house in the midwest. hear? like immigrant sausage on the cold front of high in the middle and round on the ends. like you wouldn't believe without the story telling of your great aunt, doris. like you couldn't even understand without the hormonal imprint of… Read more

hitler's cleveland steamers steam me like a russian bath house in the midwest. hear? like immigrant sausage on the cold front of high in the middle and round on the ends. like you wouldn't believe without the story telling of your great aunt, doris. like you couldn't even understand without the hormonal imprint of your mother. word? that's what i'm talking about. it's all good. you get me, i get you; we get hitler's cleveland steamers... and the beat goes on. full of love.

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August 17, 2007