I’m madly in love with myself. But in a Pepe LePew way. So I think I’m the most attractive thing in the world and find myself repulsive at the same time. But I don’t actually smell. Or speak French. Or have a white stripe mistakenly painted on my back.

I am Irish/Vietnamese. Which means that I love alcohol but really can’t handle it all that well.

I really like making costumes (for Halloween, costume parties, theme nights, etc), but I don’t know how to sew – which can complicate things. I also am obsessed with making any costume or prop light up. It amuses me.

I’m a nerd. Seriously, I’ve got Dork Factor Five. Behind this well-dressed, socially-gifted, uber-charming façade beats the heart of a true geek.

I used to do acting & stuntwork, but then realized I’d be happier spending my time and energy making the world a better place.

I’m originally from Rhode Island. You know, that tiny state that you could fit 14 of into LA County. Now I live in Newark, CA

My greatest wish is to become the warlord of a horde of cannibal mutants in a post-apocalyptic world populated by gangs who all dress in some kind of themed outfit.

-- Bernard Donohue