i loathe filling in profiles...

i am a writer but i do not write...

i am not a photographer but i take pictures...

i tend to see the best in people but expect the worst...

i think elvis is dead...

i have many likes and dislikes...

i am indifferent about even more things...

i am a very addictive person...

i love a lot of things a bit too much...

i love music a bit too much...

i do not give a fuck what genre it belongs or where it comes from...

i like british music...

i like american music... do you like american music?

i did too many drugs... did you do too many drugs, too?

i might rob a bank in the spur of the moment but it takes me ages to figure out if i "want fries with that"...

i am very indecisive...

i am a bit contradictory...

i am very inconsistent...

i think i have a good sense of humour but others never get it...

i am the most stupid intelligent person imaginable...

i am neither a happy nor a sad drunk... i am not even a shouty or contemplative drunk... i was told that i am not a very drunk drunk at all...

i might be the most interesting dull person you have met today...