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Promootheus shoots lightning bolts from his eyes. He wears a magic cyber hat to enhance the power in his brain pan. He was not born of woman, rather he sprang from a stone egg, shattering the sound barier and striking fear into the hearts of the nearby villagers. When he grows up, he wants to be a fireman, so he can ha… Read more

Promootheus shoots lightning bolts from his eyes. He wears a magic cyber hat to enhance the power in his brain pan. He was not born of woman, rather he sprang from a stone egg, shattering the sound barier and striking fear into the hearts of the nearby villagers. When he grows up, he wants to be a fireman, so he can hang out with other firemen and admire their manly struts.

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January 19, 2006