Whenever I see your pictures I feel like I wanna go to Norway and get a tattoo.

Your photostream is a m a z i n g, I can come back to it everyday and enjoy the photos, over and over again.

Is it destruction that you're required to feel? Like somebody wants you, someone that's more for real. hans 4 reeeeeeal

always rules

hans bakes the best cakes, has the best stakes and slays you with rakes

hans does not disappoint!

Their is not one photo by Hans that I don't like, their all brilliant!!!!

He plays the fastest guitar and slays the most wicked monsters. ¡El guerrero más valiente!

He smells good, he dresses nice, he can play guitar, he has chest hair, he reads books, he drinks beer straight from the bottle, he is a fast runner, he has swanky style. Sometimes he gets angry, but most of the time he's funny, happy, and looks like a million bucks. Hans is the best friend I ever had.