PROFILE UPDATE FOR 2025:

 

Still alive, still kicking! MyMaria here, a professional procrastinator, expert remote professional, and social media junkie. When not binge-watching K-dramas or scrolling through memes, [Your Name] can be found eating pizza, complaining about adulting, and planning the next great escape.

 

Philippines-born, sass-raised, and fueled by caffeine and good vibes. Warning: sarcasm, humor, and spontaneous dance parties may ensue.

 

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Online since 1995:

 

I'm just your resident pixie. ^_^

 

Sugar & Spice... and everything naughty & nice - ♥ - I've had a controversial life. I've been judged, misunderstood, and most recently, impersonated. I'm nobody special but I am anything but ordinary. I majored in Management but suck at Math -- the bane of my existence. I spend my days/night as a medical transcriptionist. The profession pays for the Havaianas addiction. I like coffee. It is a laxative for me. I try to keep fit. I go on crazy diets. I would die if I would become over 100 pounds. I'm a little vain -- that's the understatement of the century. I take lots of pictures and they're mostly posted online. That is what really makes my life a very open book. One that is very prone to identity thefts.

 

Nevertheless, I am STILL unpredictable as the rain. Expect to learn a lot from me, although I am the worst teacher. I'm not going to spoonfeed you with ideas but you can use my life as a reflection. If you don't know what you're going to do with your life, don't worry about it. I still haven't figured what to do with mine. I get along with most people. I make a good politician but I don't like power trips. I think that corruption and greed are the biggest pollution this world will ever have. I think world peace can start with me... with anyone one of us actually. It is my personal belief that if I exude optimism this world could become brighter -- People would think clearer and be happier overall. But enough of that shit. Who am I really? I guess you'll have to be me to understand me. Take that you posers! (May 2007)

 

UPDATED PROFILE AS OF JUNE 2011:

I've left NeverLand because I think I've grown up a bit. Gone are my days of spontaneity and impulses. Today I try to be as calculated, focused, and straight as an arrow as I can but failing miserably. I figured out the meaning of life previously but forgot to write it down. So I'm still trying to remember what it was and may it be known that I'm still not a quitter. I'm trying not to be materialistic anymore but technolusting is a habit that's hard to break. Although I've broken free of the demons from my past and choosing a better path in life as a married woman now, well on my way to becoming the matron I'm destined to be in time, I'm still unpredictable as the rain. My life still is as an open book; you can still read the drama, the adventures, & everything in between. I try not to ingest as much caffeine as I used to, living a healthier life, eating more organic food, and counting my blessings each day. It all started when I became pregnant, a feat I thought was impossible for me to accomplish. Up to now, I think our government needs a total overhaul and I wish it were Utopia. I'm a frustrated Miss Universe. A subject of controversy--often imitated but can never be duplicated.

 

UPDATED PROFILE as of JUNE 2012:

MyMaria also known as Ramen Girl and MrsNoodleBoy. Addicted to coffee, Dr Martens boots, Havaianas flipflops, scrapbooks, electronic & battery-operated devices. A lover and a fighter. Crazy about my husband and desperately trying to learn Math again for my son who loves numbers. Enjoys travel and photography. Shoots with a Nikon, a Panasonic Lumix, and my iPhone. Believes that you cannot be a good photographer if the magic isn't there. Fascinated by the moon and a huge fan of Greek mythology. Forever battling weight gain with my love-hate relationship with food. Watches anime and loves everything Japanese. A frustrated Miss Universe, daydream believer, island girl, app junkie, certified Apple fangirl and go-to-girl for Mac in the City of Queen Pineapples. Deadly with a light saber aka mosquito zapper. Current public servant for Brgy. Dist. 19/writer/shinobi by day and shinigami by night.

     

  

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♥,

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