Kitemarked for true low standards...

 

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I'm really an olla podrida of sometimes admirable and often deplorable memes.

 

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I get compliments on my hair, but I hate it. I have a relationship with my dying automobile that's more enveloped in beautiful pathos than most people will ever have with anything. I know a lot of big words and I'm not afraid to use them. I have a secret fantasy of being beaten up to the point of nearing death - and with the way things are going, I may finally be granted this wish.

 

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I want to travel regardless of situational temerity or pecuniary damage. I have a lot of libido, but I'm beginning to fear that I hate sex.

 

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Nothing is more pathetic and amusing to me than the human pursuit of getting a good lay.

 

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I hate seeing people easily swayed. I hate being guilty of things I dislike other people for - but I'll own up to them.

 

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I speak Japanese and French with some degree of skill. I would like to continue learning Icelandic. Basque, Catalan, Spanish, Korean, and Alsatian are in my future somewhere.

 

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I've never met another person I couldn't stand. I've never met another person with as much poise and confidence as myself - nor one with as much a desire to be someone else.

 

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My mother is dead, and blow the whistle on me for semantic cliche if you like, but it makes an important part of who I am today. I have cut myself with razors and extinguished cigarettes on my skin in response to her passing, as well as to a host of other challenges. Yet, questionably, I am less criticized for the tobacco habit I took up to replace the growing number of lesions. Frankly I hate the fact I am not allowed to continue some of my "bad habits."

 

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I really am skeptical of people that claim to have "no regrets". It implies a cowardly lack of hindsight (and, thus, of foresight, as well). I am unafraid of seeming ridiculous in saying I live every day choked by regret. If I could do it all over again, I *would* change things-what a blessing it would be to have a second chance. But life gives us no second chances.

 

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I also dislike knowing I will never become what I romanticize my future self to be. I strongly advise against parking where the road curves.

 

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I hope to never be on bad terms with anyone. I don't need to be popular but I would really rather not be disliked. I'll give you the last dollar in my bank account. I'll never stop dreaming that someday I'll be a musician with a fanbase (though first I need to learn how to play an instrument).

 

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For a variegated composite of reasons I appear to many people a difficult person to approach. Not so. Empathizing with me may be another story, however.

 

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I'm short. I'm smart. I'm introspective. I'm not ugly. I'm not simple. I'm not complacent.

 

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I'm still figuring myself out. I invite your input (be it vituperation or panegyric). Try me.