www.phuckemology.com

 

I am a very stately and high gentleman, who is very desirable to the ladies. I am opened and honestly creatively affectionate. I hope that you enjoy my photographs and now my wonderful poems which can be read below.

I encourage you to print them out and read them aloud to your friends.

I have numerous man friends, with whom I travel the world to sample and enjoys Pizza-torte pies and beer.

 

people love me!

here is some fan mail from bearlawnyc:

    

I love KRAFTWERK and COOLIO!!

 

I am also a poet of poetry.

Please enjoy this samples:

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I will not abide the whims of the electrical nut roasting machine

(no I will not any longer)

 

I set easily my words into the

electrical nut roasting machine.

 

It vibrated my thoughts through

and roasted them all evening.

 

I tried twice to speak with you

during the proccess.

 

They turned away and rejected my

progress during the last mark.

 

I cannot permit electrical nut roasting

machine into the butterfast of my mind again.

 

It is too for a long time I have been drank

the beautiful taste of the reason far.

 

Hold out please your arms and remove the electrical

nut roasting machine from my area and my house and my sights.

 

©phuckemology

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the fish and plaster rung

 

Their quiet boards of the kneeling star.

I smacked a fish on the plaster rung.

Its eyes see to slam from fast and smooth.

She did not say wrong truth.

Many can maintain the same,

in

order

to

be

applicable.

 

We would refer these people to us as art.

They cannot be explained too please at all

done not that, because someone will probably

receive hurt or killed or

possibly to die even a

slow

death

this

evening.

 

©phuckemology

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Of the carwash and smoker.

 

more revolting cigarette smoke

I strangle after a course of the bolting devices

which I wrote after a surface of the large art shirts

my leather dress evening came mainly yesterday

alone I from the zebra crossings smelled

and rippling/crinkling foam rubber ran out (I out of butter)

and did not use sour cream, become instead of not you

struck mean neighbour by the small unshaking head.

If a tiger it gets caught, let this piggy freely go.

 

©phuckemology

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My friends of the buildings

 

Eric does not have me gone of,

where I was removed once far from

those crunching teeth rattles

of the masses from crazy and

frightened peoples,

 

As it came to exceed that you

were not there, I in a pool ensures

deeply and the broad amoungst the stars

of the mornings afternoon and evenings

drowned, while the breaks of the waves came

 

Colliding down on white chins of clowns

and used the old days and

the large large wars to last could

until the ends of days tomorrow never

strongly into the sky knows or terminates.

 

©phuckemology

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Testimonials

What would Flickr be without Mr Kemology? Desolate, that's what.

September 26, 2006

Phu C. Kemology has proved repeatedly that one can actually expire from laughing...or a sting ray tail. Thank you for proving that no one dies healthy.

September 6, 2006
pretty pail (deleted)

He's the sexiest quasi-expletive I know. Plus his glasses are super hawt.

August 28, 2006
Victorious Ticket (deleted)

He once touched me on the the wookie. Oh and you should see his photos for friends and family only. Whoo-wee

August 23, 2006

What the phuck can i say about this guy? He's ophensive, he's phunny, he's phunky, and i'm one of his phriends--i mean one of his bitches!

August 23, 2006

One of the angels sent from above for a little rub down below. Amen. Glod bess.

August 23, 2005