I died the day I found out P3A would not fall in love with me. My life since this realization has been a living hell. Wraiths of my unrequited love assault me. My heart is shattered. What is this mortal coil for, if I am trapped with this unfulfilled yearning? This need for a Pennsylvanian sex god that I canno… Read more

I died the day I found out P3A would not fall in love with me. My life since this realization has been a living hell. Wraiths of my unrequited love assault me. My heart is shattered. What is this mortal coil for, if I am trapped with this unfulfilled yearning? This need for a Pennsylvanian sex god that I cannot lure!!! Why God, would you make P3A gay? Is this a morbid joke? And God answers: Yes, and I'm laughing my non-corporeal ass off!

P3 is like a more spastic, crazy version of a tornado. A tornado that loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'd never thought I'd meet someone more spastic, friendly, likeable and genuinely caring than myself (gotta keep in mind how awesome I am) but I have. It's P3. I just hate that I'm not gonna be able to meet him when Ke… Read more

P3 is like a more spastic, crazy version of a tornado. A tornado that loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'd never thought I'd meet someone more spastic, friendly, likeable and genuinely caring than myself (gotta keep in mind how awesome I am) but I have. It's P3. I just hate that I'm not gonna be able to meet him when Kempgreen goes to see him. Darn it all.