Breathing since 1959, Ramoniac since 1976, professional 3D graphics guy since 1984, amateur bad guitarist since 1999, religious zealot Mac guy since 2000, chemically addicted to Logic Pro since 2003, back in Bath from November 2012 to July 2017, Cornwall until March 2021, and now elsewhere, which is proving less windy.

And I adore Clown Loaches.

My lovely wife's lovely book is now available on the iBookstore - go grab it!

Weekly must-visit websites are -

www.forteantimes.com/

This is Bath - does what it says on the tin

www.popjustice.com/

www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/

Daily must-visit websites are -

www.guardian.co.uk

www.news.com