Peanut has excellent taste in t-shirts.

Peanunts dad played on the Star Wars soundtrack or something. I think Star Wars is shite but I'm sure peanunts dad is ace, thusly Peanunt is ace.

Aristotle once said: "Wit is educated insolence." Well Peanut is the wittiest man I know.

He's not really a nut

He maybe a peanut, but he's a peanut draped in velvetty caramel. Mmmmmm.