Phil can take photos like a motherfucker. Be that as it may, Phil isn't real. He'll do everything he can to convince you that he is... but he isn't. Even if that means doing nothing. It's all in your head. He is standing between you and the truth. He must be eliminated.

Very good at coming up with neat little camera angles and original ideas- hopefully it'll rub off on me. He can't run as fast as the Flash, but at least he doesn't fancy pixies and elves.

Despite his height, Phil manages to contribute adequately to society. However, this arrangement may not be permenant.