Sometimes I wonder why I get up in the morning. Then I realize it's because I have a job. Or someone outside my window is running the weed whacker again.

  • JoinedNovember 2004
  • OccupationTech Monkey
  • Current cityVentura
  • CountryUSA
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Photos of Patrick Maloney

Testimonials

C. Moise says:

Patrick will sometimes smile. When he shows his teeth though, he is usually about to bite. He is similar to a dog in this sense. So if he isn't smiling, its because he likes you, and if you see his teeth... back away slowly.

August 28, 2006

Patrick is a guy who I consider to be one of the ultimate ultimates. And I only know about three so he's pretty special.

August 25, 2006
the tung says:

I have to admit, this man does have a special talent when he has a camera in his hands. More for us to enjoy. Yay for him.

August 17, 2006

Patrick has all sorts of adventures and I enjoy every new photo scoop. The man can do no wrong (even with his yetti beard).

April 5, 2006
mrmainia says:

This man is so clued in you couldn't fool him on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine! He likes The Goonies, The Simpsons, Donnie Darko, and running up mountains. If that doesn't scream cool, than what world did you come from? Oh this is a photo thing hey....umm yeah; he has … Read more

This man is so clued in you couldn't fool him on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine! He likes The Goonies, The Simpsons, Donnie Darko, and running up mountains. If that doesn't scream cool, than what world did you come from? Oh this is a photo thing hey....umm yeah; he has a few of those too.

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February 10, 2005
brawny lettuce (deleted)

I think analog_chainsaw is a sexy fiend, who enjoys taking random, but rather interesting pictures. How can I say anything bad about the man who takes his photography to a new level?

November 26, 2004
Adhesive Wheel (deleted)

there is a disclaimer: analog_chainsaw will have the chance to review this testimonial before it is published, so don't bother with something rude or nasty.

November 17, 2004