Grumpy Curmudgeonly Suffolk based Photographer and misanthrope (Available for children’s parties and funeral warm ups ).

A lover of dark gloomy and abandoned places, places that bleed a feel of mystery, eeriness and the occult. These are the places that I will lay in wait to capture images.

In the dead of night I can sometimes be heard crashing about, swearing loudly and falling over tree stumps and down holes. I don’t actually have tourettes but I am clumsy and very arthritic, and so make the most of my extensive vocabulary of curses and insults of inanimate objects whenever I can.

I like Ale, Bacon and Cheese!

I gotta tripod and I got filters,...But I aint got the inclination most of the time. The majority of my stuff is hand held, slow and wide open. Idle idle idle!!!

Constructive criticism and advice is always welcome so please feel free to throw it my way as I'm always learning and there is always room for improvement :o)

Pet hate! Explore Whores who keep reposting the same image over and over in the hope of more likes! They get unfollowed!

Generally All rights reserved and all the Bollixs that come with that sort of thing. However if you just want to use an image for a blog or such then no probs, just give us a credit or mention, its only polite eh!

twitter.com/greenmanphotos also

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