Hello, my name is Leanne. Sometimes I leave my cats at home and take pictures of stuff what I see.

I would really like a magical unicorn to go on adventures with. He would be called Keith and he would have a really long rainbow sparkly glitter magic mane and big wings and we would go all over the world spreading love and magic and everyone would be really happy. Keith is a boy unicorn but he is also pink because he doesn't believe in gender roles. All he wants to do is make peace on planet earth because he doesn't like it when everyone gets sad and hurts each other.

If I couldn't have a rainbow magic unicorn I would join an entertainment group and perform on cruise ships with like 3000 malayan tapirs. I would never let them get sad like people do with dancing bears. I would give each of them a name and make them really sparkly outfits and they could use the cruise ship's hot tub at night when everyone has gone to bed. I would get my best friends to look after my tapirs and brush them and feed them and clean their teeth before they go to bed and I would pay them a million pounds a week (my friends, not the tapirs) although I would give the tapirs lots of their favourite leaves and fruits and berries and a room on the cruise ship designed like a jungle so they never have to feel homesick or worry about going extinct again.

Unfortunately right now I am a poor student so until my glamourous career as a backing dancer for Coldplay takes off I don't have enough pennies for any tapirs and also the lady at the zoo said i can't have one because they are endangered wild animals but she doesn't know about my cruise ship so she might say yes. I would never feed them mayonnaise (the tapirs, not the zoo keepers) because I have really strong opinions about mayonnaise, I don't support the production or consumption of it. If I ever become prime minister I will create an act banning it #FreeTheKetchup #FreeTheTapir

Sarah Baloney is my number one idol, I think she is great and a model to girls everywhere. i cannot be sure if she is really great yet though because i haven't met her yet but when i do meet her i am going to do her some drawings of her and ask her if she likes tapirs or has any tapirs. if she wants to she can also join my cruise ship and look after my tapirs and sing some songs about her eyebrows and Captain Plums. Captain Plums is a man with a green beard who stole Sarah's friend Jeff while he was buying chicken mcnuggets so Sarah doesn't like Captain Plums any more.

so yeah, that's my story