Gone for an undisclosed period of time.

[I am really good at mail.

I am learning to love myself.

I don't date people who's names start with J, K, or L.

I drink a lot of coffee.

I read books.

I can't stop writing.

I lose at least one thing a week.

I find at least one random thing a week.

I collect abandoned earrings.

I am. I am. I am.]