I am an old soul in high heels. I am a recovering IT consultant and sales executive and right now I’m just happy to be here.

In what could only have been a drunken moment, I decided to chuck my previously lucrative career to work in the world of philanthropy. I'm not really a fundraiser, I just play one on TV -- and I now make 40% of my previous salary. I am clearly a moron.

A moron with great jewelry.

I graduated from the University of Missouri in 1992 with a degree in Communications. I also have two post-graduate degrees. That means that I am educated on much, but qualified for nothing.

I have pulled things in my career that HR people just marvel at and I am happy to admit that if someone told me I could quit tomorrow I'd walk out grinning like the Cheshire cat.

I love cheesecake, magazines, raunchy comedy and my insanely powered blow drier because I have the most difficult hair in the world.

My family includes my husband, three daughters (ages 25, 19 and 4) and a son (newly arrived)... and the most high-strung dog ever to walk the earth.

My site talks about my family, strange shit that irritates me, and other people in my life.

And just a warning, I have a potty mouth.