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Ian Payne says:

os started taking photos in 1937 for The Sunday Sport paper. He was the one that took the photos of the bus on the moon, he also won awards for his work in the films Teen Wolf, batteries not included and Electric Blue 27. Since then he has become a collector of autographs and has over 3 in his collection.

January 31, 2010

what a sweetheart! I bet he gives the BEST hugs.

December 12, 2009
impossible elbow (deleted)

... with his lips of sex, and his pint of 'heavy', he makes anyone (male or female) in a 9 mile radius damp with lust. or hatred. i hate the cunt, and i want to have his 3-headed babies.

December 12, 2009
squacco says:

I bet his moustache tickles

December 10, 2009
Rod says:

On matters of philosophy we might differ, he says Foucault I says Fauxcunt; he insults my pappa -what do you do. After all is said and done, Os is on my list of the 10 most interesting people in DMU to have a beer with one day. And the bastard is a talented photographer to boot.

December 9, 2009

Os . is a sweaty sock ........n thas alright with me.

December 9, 2009
sandelion says:

Os is an upstanding fellow, who really won me over. His sharp wit and sexy accent make me giddy, and his sweetness and sincerity are a rare find. Oh and he runs one mean cult!

December 8, 2009

his name is not steve

July 31, 2009

I had a beehive that was nasty, angry and otherwise pissy. They killed every queen I offered them, and stung me shitless for my efforts. Os came round and soothed them with his silver tongue and unmatched charm, they now love him and still hate me! It's ok though, I've printed one of his selfies, cut the eyes out,… Read more

I had a beehive that was nasty, angry and otherwise pissy. They killed every queen I offered them, and stung me shitless for my efforts. Os came round and soothed them with his silver tongue and unmatched charm, they now love him and still hate me! It's ok though, I've printed one of his selfies, cut the eyes out, and wear it as a mask, stupid bees don't know the difference!

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July 30, 2009

I love this man like he was my own flesh and blood.

February 7, 2009
Early Observation (deleted)

Although he left me waiting at the altar, I will forever be in love with Os. Who wouldn't be, what with his boyish good looks, his clever mind, and his ability to levitate small-to-medium-sized objects? He is also adept at the haiku and shears a sheep more quickly than any man I have ever known. He is brimming with tal… Read more

Although he left me waiting at the altar, I will forever be in love with Os. Who wouldn't be, what with his boyish good looks, his clever mind, and his ability to levitate small-to-medium-sized objects? He is also adept at the haiku and shears a sheep more quickly than any man I have ever known. He is brimming with talent and wit, and one of these days he will make a fine headmaster.

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August 16, 2008

I am Spartacus.

July 28, 2008
assorted giraffe (deleted)

love os's experimental approach to photography and his good sportsmanship in the fracus that is dmu discussion. Flat-out our favorite flicker personality, and he's our go-to guy for peanuts.

March 4, 2007

He always beats me to the young beautiful women. I think I will have to pay someone $3.00 to break his legs.

January 25, 2007
Secretive Oven (deleted)

Ososment is male and 34. He has six heads, but who cares what he looks like? It's not about looks. It's about TALENT and we all know that he is incredibly talented. He is also the first person who has shown me what a real cock looks like. Thank you.

November 28, 2006

Were he not so voracious in the destruction of his own braincells ososment would communicate on a level none of the rest of us could ever hope to comprehend. Where political and enironmental movements might have their militaristic wings, he represents the elite stormtrooper of the intellectual branch. His photographic … Read more

Were he not so voracious in the destruction of his own braincells ososment would communicate on a level none of the rest of us could ever hope to comprehend. Where political and enironmental movements might have their militaristic wings, he represents the elite stormtrooper of the intellectual branch. His photographic ouvre is that of the post-modern social realist and not an iota of fakery in sight.

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November 23, 2006

I think I saw him murdering goats at a satanic ritual at the local YMCA a few weeks ago. Which is rubbish, no-one sacrifices goats these days, it's babies or nothing. Nevertheless, there was something about the way he handled his machete that caught my eye. I think it was the brightly painted nails that did it.… Read more

I think I saw him murdering goats at a satanic ritual at the local YMCA a few weeks ago. Which is rubbish, no-one sacrifices goats these days, it's babies or nothing. Nevertheless, there was something about the way he handled his machete that caught my eye. I think it was the brightly painted nails that did it. A man of talent, charm and irresistible vigour - his ears are good and flappy too.

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November 22, 2006

I'm a bit scared of osoment. Does that make me a sissy...?

November 22, 2006

My droog Ososment: one bezoomy chelloveck.

November 22, 2006
Courageous Hospital (deleted)

There's a bloke I quite often see, sat on the kerb swearing at traffic - dirty old raincoat crusted with sick, bottle of white lightening, badly shaved head and a talent for creative abuse, name of Os. No relation to this Os, just the name reminded me, that's all.

November 22, 2006