You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?

 

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Photos of Jolene Oldham

Testimonials

Lorenzo says:

Color, detail, insight, amazing - these are merely a few of the words that come to mind whenever I peruse Jolene's beautiful stream of photographs; "whenever" being "often." I suggest you visit her work just as frequently... Lorenzo! Author of 25 Lessons I’ve Learned about Photography, the #1 Photo Essay an… Read more

Color, detail, insight, amazing - these are merely a few of the words that come to mind whenever I peruse Jolene's beautiful stream of photographs; "whenever" being "often." I suggest you visit her work just as frequently... Lorenzo! Author of 25 Lessons I’ve Learned about Photography, the #1 Photo Essay and Artist Biography on Amazon.com for 2010! www.amazon.com/gp... www.25Lessons.com www.facebook.com/... en.gravatar.com/l... *

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November 4, 2010
emdot says:

Dances with swans.

August 30, 2009

Gracias por agregarme como contacto, OldhaMedia!! Muy buenas fotos !!

March 15, 2008

Welcome to the OldhaMedia empire, presided over by Queen Jolene, a ravishing bondage fetishist with a wicked eye and a wickeder mind. Oh, did I mention that she's also one of the funniest photographers on Flickr ? And easily the best smile. Now run along and check out her stream, it's packed full of goodies, es… Read more

Welcome to the OldhaMedia empire, presided over by Queen Jolene, a ravishing bondage fetishist with a wicked eye and a wickeder mind. Oh, did I mention that she's also one of the funniest photographers on Flickr ? And easily the best smile. Now run along and check out her stream, it's packed full of goodies, especially when she dresses up in a kitchen apron. She's hot, baby......

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January 31, 2008

Jolene is a remarkable woman, not just for unfeasibly large breasts, but for her acting ability. Starting in 1982 as she did in the John Voight/Al Schwartz movie "Lookin' to Get Out", things improved with the Tomb Raider movies, and I think to date her best so far as Jane Smith in Mr.& Mrs. Smith ... oh, no, hang on, … Read more

Jolene is a remarkable woman, not just for unfeasibly large breasts, but for her acting ability. Starting in 1982 as she did in the John Voight/Al Schwartz movie "Lookin' to Get Out", things improved with the Tomb Raider movies, and I think to date her best so far as Jane Smith in Mr.& Mrs. Smith ... oh, no, hang on, that's Jolie, sorry. Er, Jolene? never heard of her, but I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more.

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August 7, 2006
excellent liquid (deleted)

my sense is that I've known Jolene for years... like I've been smiling at her pics, checking in on her, being checked in on by her... some people are so "for real" that they trascend the reckoning of such trivia as time... as if all those so-pleasing facets of them that make them so -- their skill and wit and art an… Read more

my sense is that I've known Jolene for years... like I've been smiling at her pics, checking in on her, being checked in on by her... some people are so "for real" that they trascend the reckoning of such trivia as time... as if all those so-pleasing facets of them that make them so -- their skill and wit and art and passion and animus -- are sui generis, like these massive roots that reach deep into the terra firma of life, to ground them more deeply than mere mortals like you and I. jolene is a lot more of all that good stuff than mere phrasing -- even well-turned phrasing (if I could muster such in her honor) can properly esteem... if you know her even a little, you know what I mean. if you don't know her, you're missing something special.

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June 8, 2005

Jolene, shares through her photography, both her life and her joi d'vivre. I know my life has been enriched by her presence here on flickr. Thank you.

March 18, 2005

i just can't believe anyone else wrote a testimonial for Jolene ! well, to be concise and blunt, Jolene is one of the best things that will happen to you on flickr (well... besides meeting your life partner on flickr). And that's only half the equation. Do yourself a favor and check her (them) out.

February 27, 2005
drp says:

Jolene just needs to stop already! She's an artist, craftsperson, poet, actor, comedian, musician, designer, digital imaging goddess, Mother Teresa to the animal kingdom, Wiccan wonder woman, AND a photographer. If she doesn't stop now, she'll take over! Not like I'D mind, seeing as I'd be the humble consort to the Que… Read more

Jolene just needs to stop already! She's an artist, craftsperson, poet, actor, comedian, musician, designer, digital imaging goddess, Mother Teresa to the animal kingdom, Wiccan wonder woman, AND a photographer. If she doesn't stop now, she'll take over! Not like I'D mind, seeing as I'd be the humble consort to the Queen of Mermaids. She just amazes me every day, with something new and colorful and passionate. No wonder why I love her. OK...it's because she cuts my hair for free and lets me sleep in her waterbed. Stop back here often and enjoy the show. You'll be glad you did.

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November 11, 2004