What can be said about Adam Porter? Well, I'd like to take a moment and say a few words on his behalf.

Adam Porter is a good man, a smart man, an incredibly handsome, easygoing, and somewhat narcissistic man. Also he does an incredible job slaying things. Once he slayed a DRAGON! No seriously... Well he didn't really slay it, he just kind of kicked it a little. Well, it wasn't REALLY a "dragon" per say, it was more like a cat. But he did kick a cat once. Not even joking about that...