I may just be the single most inconsistant person. I'm a pessimist who sees the bright side of every situation. I'm the tough skinned kickboxer who cries at everything. I'm the maths geek who loves nothing more that being on stage. I am Freud's Oral Fixation personified. In fact, if Freud is right, my parents screwed me up pretty bad, judging by what I am now.

I think Slenderman will scewer you on a tree just to get 20$ and be in a movie. The sound of an Air Raid siren is not a warning that I'm about to get blown to bits, but that a geometircally crainiumed supernatural psycopath is about to rip my skin off. I notice factual errors in movies (a parsec is a unit of distance Hans!) yet I can be as dizy as the dumbest blonde sometimes. I can be very sarcastic, but I'm not all that good in noticing sarcasm in others.

I'm not as innocent as I look, nor as currupted as I seem. I can seem like the nicest person ever one moment, but the second I'm given a mean character to play, I throw myself into it with gusto.

So, want to be my friend?