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10 Essential things you should know about Nimyo: 1) His favourite mathematical device is the protractor. 2) He has more than 20 T-shirts and more than 15 of them have a stripe on them. 3) When it rains he smells similar to cardboard, in the rain. 4) He was proud sponsor of "The Ned Olympics" in October 02. Not hi… Read more
10 Essential things you should know about Nimyo: 1) His favourite mathematical device is the protractor. 2) He has more than 20 T-shirts and more than 15 of them have a stripe on them. 3) When it rains he smells similar to cardboard, in the rain. 4) He was proud sponsor of "The Ned Olympics" in October 02. Not his company, just him. 5) His whole left side was blown off by a badly made sparkler on Guy Fawkes Night back in 1991. Thankfully they managed to re-construct 90% using blu-tac, play dough and pipe cleaners. 6) He bleaches his hair. 7) He’s the reason you don’t see Rainbow Drops in corner shops any more. 8) The most common phrase Nimyo uses is “Stealthy like a Ninja wearing moon boots” (you know “Moon Boots” like the ones you wrote on your Christmas list but never got because Santa dosen't shop in Argos, apparently) 9) He holds the world record for “How many kidney beans you can snort in an hour” (2,042 wow!) 10) Timmy Mallet enforced a restraining order on him. It’s due for appeal as Nimyo claims that as a child on Mallets Mallet he was unfairly “bonked” after responding to the word ‘Panda’ with the word ‘EXPLOSION’.
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