Maggie Iscool (less of a legal name, more of a description really) is like crack rock, except not as hard. She also doesn't have the same dangerous side effects of crack, like stealing people's stuff and running from the police. As a matter of fact, I am wondering why I even compared her to crack, since she is obviousl… Read more

Maggie Iscool (less of a legal name, more of a description really) is like crack rock, except not as hard. She also doesn't have the same dangerous side effects of crack, like stealing people's stuff and running from the police. As a matter of fact, I am wondering why I even compared her to crack, since she is obviously much more like heroin. You fall into an endless mire of happiness only to find yourself in a cold sweat, covered in your own vomit hours later when the numbing realism of the true world comes rushing back into your brain. Well, maybe heroin doesn't really describe Maggie either. I will have to think about this for a little while to come up with a fitting testimonial for her. But in the mean time, just feel secure in the fact that you know Maggie doesn't have the ill effects of either crack or heroin, so you know she must be relatively safe to be around for small periods of time, if not even for an occasional extended visit.