Egocentric, Promiscuous, Romantic, Bisexual, Stupid and Non-Available.

I'm everything you'll never be able to touch, see, feel or know actually.

I'm not what you're looking for and very expensive cost. I love exchanging small talk, however, I am not sympathetic.

I hate all the people who hurt my friends. Among other things: I hate etiquette, manners, mustache, wake up early and little money. I believe that every form of love is worth it! Long live freedom of expression and feelings - even in barroom napkins!

Note: I wish death - with cruelty - for all my enemies!