FLAWLESS, STAVROS FLATLEY OR DIVERSITY TO WIN BRITAINS GOT TALENT!

 

Diversity were ok, but Flawless were.. well.. FLAWLESS!!

 

JOKES!:

Why did the girl drop her lollypop? Because she got hit by a bus!

 

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

 

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

 

Why was there an old lady just lying in the middle of the road? Because she had no arms or legs!

 

Why did the man trip and fall down the stairs? Because he's a DUMB FUCK!

 

Will it work on Nintendo Wii? :PPPPPPP

 

Knock knock. Who's there? Prick.

 

Whats worse than eating an apple and finding out you've just ate a worm? Being raped.

 

What will I do now because this needs to end and I've run out of jokes? DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO...

 

I wanna be:

Joe's Lover

Nick's Best Friend

Kevin's Partner in Crime &&

Frankie's Fav Person to Play With...

Forever.

 

I dont love you... like I loved you... yesterday... - My Chemical Romance

  

http://www.glitter-works.org

 

My profile has a lot of pics, there are these pics of JB, a little way down there are dancing bananas and cabbage-things. If you have the patience, there are LOADS more pics under all the dancing stuff, and all the way down at the bottom, there are STILL MORE!! Boy, am I good to you guys lol.

 

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Say the word COW before each word:

 

1. Cows

 

2.About

 

3.Talking

 

4. Idiot

 

5. This

 

6. Got

 

7. I

 

8. Long

 

9. How

 

10. Look

   

Now say the word Cows after each word:

 

1. Cows

 

2. About

 

3.Talking

 

4. Idiot

 

5. This

 

6. Got

 

7. I

 

8. Long

 

9.How

 

10. Look

   

Now say the word COWS before and after each word:

 

1. Cows

 

2. About

 

3. Talking

 

4. Idiot

 

5. This

 

6. Got

 

7. I

 

8. Long

 

9. How

 

10. Look

   

Now read the words from the bottom up:

 

1. Cows

 

2. About

 

3. Talking

 

4. Idiot

 

5. This

 

6. Got

 

7. I

 

8. Long

 

9. How

 

10. Look

 

24 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!!

 

1.follow them around the house everywhere.

 

2. Moo when they say your name.

 

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

 

4. Say everything backwards.

 

5. Run into walls.

 

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

 

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

 

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder

 

9. Say all of the words in a film.

 

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

 

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"

 

12. Talk to a pen.

 

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

 

14. Try and climb the wall.

 

15. Pretend to be a firetruck

 

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

 

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

 

18. Eat your hair.

 

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

 

20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!"

 

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

 

22. Pretend to be a phone.

 

23. Try to swim in the floor.

 

24. Tap on their door all night..

  

Me: OMG OMG JOE GUESS WHAT OMG OMG!!

 

Joe: (ignoring his annoying friend )

 

Me: OMG JOE OMG GUESS WHAT OMG!!!

 

Joe: ignoring.....again

 

Me: OMG JOE YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT OMG OMG KAYLA OMG OMG

 

Joe: WHAT!!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me:.........I forgot......

  

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

 

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I am TOTALLY in love with Joe Jonas

Their so hot!

I like Jonas Brothers!(DUH!)

My fav song is A Little Bit Longer (by Nick Jonas)

I'm in LUUUUV

Je veux Jonas pour Noël (i would like a jonas for christmas)

paix, amour, Jonas (peace, love, jonas)

Frères de Jonas cela prend une seconde pour aimer leurs regards, une heurepour aimer leur musique,un jour à tomber amoureux de eux, et une vie pour les oublier. (the jonas brothers, it takes one second to like their looks, an hour to like their music, a day to fall in love with them, and a lifetime to forget them)

Je veux embrasser Joe Jonas (i want to kiss joe jonas)

  

A Real Boyfriend

Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now....

I don't care if you are a guy or a girl or a Michael Jackson.....just read this, it will make a difference.....

  

When she stares at your mouth

[ Kiss her ]

   

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass because she thinks she's stronger than you

[ Grab her and don't let go ]

   

When she starts cursing at you tryin' to act all tough

[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

   

When she's quiet

[ Ask her whats wrong ]

   

When she ignores you

[ Give her your attention ]

   

When she pulls away

[ Pull her back ]

   

When you see her at her worst

[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

   

When you see her start crying

[Just hold her and don't say a word ]

   

When you see her walking

[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

   

When she's scared

[ Protect her ]

   

When she steals your favorite hat

[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

   

When she teases you

[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

   

When she doesn't answer for a long time

[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

   

When she looks at you with doubt

[ Back yourself up ]

   

When she says that she likes you

[SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!!!]

   

When she grabs at your hands

[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

   

When she bumps into you;

[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

   

When she tells you a secret

[ keep it safe and untold ]

   

When she looks at you in your eyes

[ don't look away until she does ]

   

When she says it's over

[ she still wants you to be hers ]

  

When she reposts this bulletin

[ she wants you to read it ]

  

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

 

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

 

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

 

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

 

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

 

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

 

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

 

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

 

- Give her the world.

 

- Let her wear your clothes.

 

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

 

- Let her know she's important.

 

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

   

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

   

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

 

Call you.

 

Kiss you.

 

Love you.

 

Text you.

 

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

 

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend ♥."

  

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